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Joke of the day.

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Re: Joke of the day.

Post by AGR071 on 14/7/2011, 1:01 pm

lol! lol! lol!
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Re: Joke of the day.

Post by Ramble on 21/9/2011, 1:48 pm

Last week, she checked into the caravan park in
Bundaberg Queensland in a cabin and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll
call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and
sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page
ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with
assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right
muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs,
dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce
a sixpence off his well oiled bum.... You get the picture.
She figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh
my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated and
she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you
to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with
you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it
hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber,
leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go
hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and
whipped cream, anything and everything, baby. Now how does that sound?"

He says, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you
need to press 9 for an outside line."
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Re: Joke of the day.

Post by vanner065 on 21/9/2011, 2:31 pm

haha, thats a good one, lol
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Re: Joke of the day.

Post by old skool van on 24/9/2011, 1:30 pm

haha. that's one of the best ones i've herd in a long time.

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Re: Joke of the day.

Post by Ramble on 24/10/2011, 9:33 am

Confucius Says>

Woman asks:
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> If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.
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> But when a man sleeps with 10 women, everyone calls him a legend.
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> How come . . . ?!?
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> Confucius replies:
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> It's very simple.
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> 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.
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> But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a MASTER
> KEY
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Re: Joke of the day.

Post by vanner065 on 25/10/2011, 3:46 am

lol! thats a good one
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Re: Joke of the day.

Post by mazdragon on 25/10/2011, 5:29 am

we call those guys easy... and then they whinge their feelings are hurt.... oh boo hooo Crying or Very sad
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