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The furniture salesman's holiday

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The furniture salesman's holiday

Post by Guest on 16/3/2010, 1:15 am

A guy gets home from a holiday through Europe, and is telling his workmates at the furniture store he works for, all about the trip. Their first question is whether he'd met any hot women. So he starts telling them about one night in Paris where he met the most amazing woman.
He said, "She spoke no English, and I spoke no French. To get by, we used drawings"
He said, "I drew a picture of a plate, knife, and fork, and she nodded enthusiastically" "So I took her out for dinner"
"I drew a couple dancing and she took me to a great dance club where we danced late into the night"
"After we danced" he said, "She grabbed my pen and paper, and drew a bed"
"You know" he said, "It was as if we needed no communication, we just knew instinctively what the other was thinking" "But it has me beat how the hell she'd worked out that I sell furniture"

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