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Post by DD.165 on 6/11/2008, 8:08 am

Hi peoples, I think we all know the good old classic bumper stickers (N.R.N.R, Don't laugh it could be your daughter inside, If the vans a rockn don,t bother knockn ect.) Very Happy Just wondering if maby you have seen one that was indovidual or if anyone has a good idea for one to suit a van Question Come on lets get creative Very Happy I saw one the other day that read : Paraplegic on board...This car cost me an arm and a leg! Laughing IT WAS AN OLD RUSTY MITSUBISHI COLT!
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Post by 70s-groover on 6/11/2008, 8:27 am

I had a PEPSI mockup sticker in my old black bedford, was writen just like the PEPSI sign but read "PUSSI" and the caption underneath read "let your taste decide". Have been looking for another but cant find any now.
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Post by DD.165 on 6/11/2008, 8:36 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Thats like the one "Has your pussy had my wiskas lately" on a picture of cat food Smile
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Post by soundman on 6/11/2008, 10:12 am

Thought of it myself and had it emblazened across the top of my previous van... Yellow HZ

You've been a naughty girl... go to my van.

(the girlfriend at the time used to get a few looks whenever she'd drive anywhere)
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Post by Tweaker on 6/11/2008, 1:20 pm

A very popular bumper sticker around the Northern Rivers is 'The Goddess is Dancing'. A couple of years back my girlfriend got sick of seeing this everywhere so she had a bunch of stickers made up which said 'The Goddess is Bonking'. She stuck one on her HT and sold the rest at the markets.
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Post by highwaymenace on 6/11/2008, 1:58 pm

A girl friend ( Debbie )'s mum put a great sticker on my old Thames van one night while Debbie and i where doing what you do in a van.

it was a cartoon of a man wheeling a wheel barrow with his old fella & friends in it wiith the caption ( Wheelen the wrecker ) still dont know what her mum ment...?????????/// Rolling Eyes

PS: at the time the van already had these stickers on it:

Dont laugh your daughter is inside.

Random breast testing unit.

I am a practicing gynacollagist.

Mobile breast testing unit.

This van rocks every nite and most days.

Here Kitty, kitty.

& last but not least: to all you babes - YOU know YOU WANT ME.

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Post by mazdragon on 6/11/2008, 11:21 pm

one of the best ones i saw on the back of a Volvo (and have never seen it in the shops or again) -
"if you don't like my driving, keep off the sidewalk".....
luv'd it.

Another one my mum gave me for my first car cos i was collecting mice stuff (statues etc) -
"save a mouse, eat a pussy"
.... i promptly stuck it on my car, then explained what it meant, (her english was not very good), she tried to get me to remove it again, very much in vain though Evil or Very Mad Laughing
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Post by DD.165 on 7/11/2008, 9:01 am

Heard one today.....

"the last bird to drop one on my duco swiftly had one of mine in its nest."
Laughing Laughing
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Post by soundman on 9/11/2008, 6:20 am

This Van's security system supplied by Smith & Wesson

van in puberty blues... To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
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Post by DD.165 on 9/11/2008, 6:42 am

lol! lol! lol! They made me watch puberty blues at school.
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Post by Tweaker on 9/11/2008, 9:48 am

lol!

I volentarily watched it Sleep
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Post by DD.165 on 10/11/2008, 8:51 am

Remember the old sticker that girls seemed to like "Magic Happens"?
Saw one that looked the same on a van that said "Sex Happens" lol!
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Post by DD.165 on 26/11/2008, 11:47 am

Tweaker wrote:lol!

I volentarily watched it Sleep
volentarily with your eyes shut Sleep Oh well "she's just a mole" lol! lol! lol!
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Post by Guest on 26/11/2008, 12:01 pm

As the old ''dont laugh your daughter could be in side'', sticker is and oldie, I made a suggestion on another site and wanted it for my van untill I started using it as my mobile office

Update version would read'' Dont laugh your wife could be inside'' very funny but as said not what I should have on my company car lol,

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Post by soundman on 27/11/2008, 1:06 pm

okay i don't think this one was deliberate.. (top left hand corner).
it was on a tradies van and seemed to be a legit sticker for something... just an unfortunate choice of letters for a business name.

or he's letting everyone know what he gets up to on weekends.
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Post by Guest on 27/11/2008, 1:16 pm

the guy is a BMX rider. S&M is a brand of BMX, i did own one myself untill i left the BMX street riding scene and went Racing BMX.

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Post by zed sleddin on 27/11/2008, 2:08 pm

A FRIEND HAD A STICKER ON HIS X-AMBO "MOBILE VIRGIN CONVERSION UNT" Twisted Evil
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Post by Vannin on 8/5/2009, 6:27 pm

Had a ute phase for many years.

They all had this across the tailgate.

"If it's Fury n Cute, Goes Crunch Under Ute!"
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Post by Vannin on 8/5/2009, 6:28 pm

Darn fingers that didn't pass High school....

"r"

That the one missing from the above furry!
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Post by pano on 9/5/2009, 6:32 am

2 ones i think are funny

only milk and juice comes in 2 litres

real cars are made with spanners not chopsticks Laughing
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Post by mazdragon on 11/5/2009, 5:09 am

DD.165 wrote:Remember the old sticker that girls seemed to like "Magic Happens"?
Saw one that looked the same on a van that said "Sex Happens" lol!

another version of that would also be: "you know how Magic happens? So does sh1t!"... well i thought it amusing.... Neutral
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Post by troppo on 16/7/2010, 2:33 pm

OK first post.
Used to have one on my ute
"If its called tourist season, why cant we shoot them"
I grew up in cairns, it was popular with the locals

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Post by hell raiser on 23/9/2010, 5:34 am

A couple vans i remember seeing around newcastle area late 70s with stickers on rear window
NRNRH (no root no ride home) Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by Big Bunny on 23/9/2010, 12:04 pm

Had one on the XC wagon for years "my keys are on the front seat next to my German Shepherd"and driving around one day had to explain DILLIGAF to my wife But the best was one I saw on the back of a done up F100 ban low performance drivers not high performance cars Wink
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Post by mazdragon on 19/11/2010, 3:28 am

one i saw on the back of a volvo many years ago and have never seen it for sale: If you don't like my driving, keep off the sidewalk.
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